What is the world’s most famous Conan O'Brien
  impersonator up to these days?

(unreleased material from "GLORIFIED DISASTERS" by Ashley Strand)

Date: Mon 10/10/11 5:35 PM
From: Bruce Christensen   
Subject: WHAT'S UP BUDDY? BEETLEJUICE MUSEUM
To: Ashley Strand

How are you Ashley? Are you still in Times Square area? It was always fun running into you. 

I am going through my emails to personally connect with people again. I want to invite you to a world exclusive event, I'm serious and it's free!

The only BEETLEJUICE MUSEUM will be going on display for the first time this millennium. 

I have been collecting BEETLEJUICE Memorabilia for about 20 years, the collection spans 6,0000 miles, 3 continents, multistates, just everywhere. I have officially 50 BEETLEJUICE artifacts. The museum has been stashed away in it's secret location since the '90's. While the collection was stashed away more artifacts were being collected. Now the BEETLEJUICE MUSEUM is bigger and better than it has ever been before. 

It is on display in my NYC apartment, west 34th str., from Oct 11th until December 31st, for just a limited time only. (Before Halloween is better) If you want to come see something truly unique, or if you have friends that are BEETLEJUICE fans and may want to see it, let me know and  we can set a time for a viewing.

Talk to you later, BC

P.S. If you want more info let me know, I will send you the list of artifacts. 


Date: Thu 10/20/11 4:27 PM
From: Bruce Christensen  
Subject: The New Yorker Magazine, on newsstands now
To: Bruce’s Friends

Hi, this email isn't going out to everyone in my address book just a select few.
I hope everyone is doing well. The New Yorker magazine was here in my apartment they interiewed me for a 'Talk OF The Town' story. I have been collecting BEETLEJUICE memorabilia for over 20 years and now it has grown into a museum. It is the only Beetlejuice Museum in the world. New Yorker did a piece on it.

http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2011/10/24/111024ta_talk_mcgrath

I am leading tours throughout my apartment of the museum.

If you would like a private viewing of the only BEETLEJUICE museum in the world please get back to me and schedule a time. This invite is open to you and guests. (It's all free, no donation asked for at the end, no b.s.)This is a semi-private invite. It is not open to the general public, it's not available to everyone in my address book, the invite won't be posted to just anyone on facebook, just a few people

The Beetlejuice museum is located in my apartment on west 34th street between 9th and 10th
Bye, BC


Bruce Christensen (via Facebook) Nov. 4, 2011
Hi Ashley, I just wanted to touch base with you and make sure I did formally invite you for a viewing of the Beetlejuice Museum when you get back to the states. The Beetlejuice Museum is a complete hit! The press: The New Yorker, The BBC, The Village Voice, have all been here in my apartment, if you want to see any of the links let me know. 

The reason I wanted to touch base with you (beside to formally invite you) is to let you know I have a book coming out next Friday, 11/11/11. It's called Backstage Pass Crossing The Line. When I post it next Friday I would ask if you would kindly click like and share, that's it three little seconds. 

In turn I will do you a favor, if you want to be in The Beetlejuice Museum documentary, I can get you in on that shoot, or if you have a show coming up and you need press, my friend is the editor of Theater Scene. Do this for me and I will owe you a favor, 

Thanks, 

Bruce


Ashley Strand  Nov 12, 2011
Hey Bruce, could you repost the Backstage pass link?  I think I missed it!

Bruce Christensen
Don't worry, you didn't miss it, turns out it comes out Tuesday, industry standard. All books, CDs. albums, etc... are released on Tuesdays

It's movies that come out on Friday. Thank you for asking.


Bruce Christensen (via Facebook) Dec 7, 2011
Hi Ashley, here is the reminder. My book comes out this week, the official announcement is tomorrow. (It took about two weeks longer than I thought for all nine distribution points to be thoroughly tested out)

When the announcement is made and I post it on my facebook page tomorrow please click ‘like’ and ‘share’. Thank you so much for your support.

Ashley Strand
I'm on it -- big congrats!

Bruce Christensen
Thank you
Where are you?
If you are ion NYC on the 18th you can be in my movie.

Ashley Strand
Thanks, Buddy, I'm still in Ireland ... I'll be back this summer, though

Bruce Christensen
wow that is so cool.
Ashley, you would not believe how much press I have had inside my apartment to see my Beetlejuice museum
The BBC, The New Yorker, The Village Voice, The Westsider, Ourtown, etc....

Ashley Strand
I know, I saw the clipping you sent me ... any gigs coming out of all this?

Bruce Christensen
WE started making a documentarty. I met the filmmakers at Siberia years ago. The director was the manager at Dangerfirlds for ten years so he had some tremendous talent. We have had over 100 people here so far.


Date: Thu, 8 Dec 2011 13:54:00 -0800
From: Bruce Christensen
Subject: Hi Ashley
To: Ashley Strand (individual messages sent to all contacts)

Hi, Ash, did you get any of my messages. This is the most important day for me in the last 5 years. I was in the accident and messed up for 3 years and now have worked on the book for the last 2 years. PLEASE HELP ME, share the word. I have already posted it on FB twice, I will be posting again at 6:00pm, please click 'like' and 'share' I NEED THIS. Please two little clicks, Thanks, BC


Bruce Christensen (via Facebook, Dec 8, 2011)
BACKSTAGE PASS: CROSSING THE LINE out now, only $8.99
www.backstagepass.info Available for every electronic device. Today is the unofficial announcement. The actual official press release goes out next Friday, the 16th, so you are hearing this first. Please help me spread the word by clicking like/ share, especially share. Thank you.

Complete bio and synopsis of book at website, basically it's me running the streets of NY for the last 25 years, getting into any show I'd like, whatever it took. Please share:)Backstage Pass: Crossing the Line backstagepass.infoCheck out http://backstagepass.info/! Backstage Pass: Crossing the Line is the funniest e-book you'll ever read on the NYC music scene, by Bruce Christensen.

Bruce Christensen (via Facebook, Dec. 23, 2011)
This just in! Some other bitch is using 'Clonan' in Chicago! I am the original!

Ashley Strand
I think a Clonan showdown is in order -- I wonder if your friends in the press would be up for covering it? Maybe get you some sponsorship? You should appeal to Conan himself!