The secret of funny is revealed herein, but fair warning, it ain't pretty.
I learned an important lesson on the road last month, and it completely changed my show prep. The lesson is, I'm not funny without the Fu-Manchu. Little Rock was brutal, but Tulsa was a dream, and the difference was, in Little Rock, I didn't want to rely on ludicrous facial apparatus to get laughs, while in Tulsa, I wanted to get hired again.
Thus my show prep from earlier today. I give you ... The Evolution of Funny:
I learned an important lesson on the road last month, and it completely changed my show prep. The lesson is, I'm not funny without the Fu-Manchu. Little Rock was brutal, but Tulsa was a dream, and the difference was, in Little Rock, I didn't want to rely on ludicrous facial apparatus to get laughs, while in Tulsa, I wanted to get hired again.
Thus my show prep from earlier today. I give you ... The Evolution of Funny:
GUILTY!
MAD MAX EXTRA
I UM, WORK IN A, UM
FOUNDRY? IN, UM, OREGON?
FOUNDRY? IN, UM, OREGON?
ALMOST THERE...
SHOWTIME!!!
What did we learn? 1) Respect the power of the Fu. 2) Uncle Ashley doesn't have the energy to post new ads every time he blogs, so if you wanna know what they're all about, you'll have to check out the first blog. Or just shut up and buy my fucking t-shirt (not to be confused with my next album, "Just Shut Up and Buy My Fucking T-Shirt," which you should also buy as soon as it's available.
Coming Soon:
I learn the Power of Three, as I make my THIRD POST!
Coming Soon:
I learn the Power of Three, as I make my THIRD POST!